Journal
I was putting some things away on the shelf next to the box of cat toys when I noticed that one with a particularly long tail was hanging part way out of the box. I reached out to tuck the dangling fluff back in and was struck by how soft the material was.
Ridiculous how much effort goes into making toys for cats when they are happy to play with a bit of string I thought, drawing the plaything out for further inspection.
THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED IT WAS A DEAD SQUIRREL
Fricking cat.